Dick Dickerson is a confused and disturbed person. His interesting past has brought him to become the main character of our twisted, hilarious, and funny stories.

Of the Gum

...The room was dark and quiet. Small beams of light crept through the spaces in the windows. A man sat in the corner of the room with his legs crossed. He had a sickly grin on his face, and in his hands rested a hatchet. There was a bucket next to him, which was stained a blood red, the contents unseen. A small gray dog lay in the other corner of the room... Read this story.

Airplane

...All the bathrooms were occupied, and the odor sneaking out from under the doors only made it worse. He yelled out “hurry up, what’s wrong with you people!” And almost at once, half the doors opened and the unholy stench immediately filled the whole plane... Read this story.

Stomach

...His stomach was swallowing him. It was so large that layers of skin were folding over him, and so immense he could have swore that he saw a couple of old hoagies go by. The fact that he was being eaten alive by his own stomach was one thing, the smell was another. The most unbearable of smells filled his nostrils, which overwhelmed him. He wondered if these were his last minutes on this miserable planet... Read this story.

Hair... Everywhere

...When he woke hairs were sprouting everywhere uncontrollably, and he knew that if it didn’t do something his body would be lost in the furry jungle. He rushed to the kitchen and started to saw away at the hairs with a knife, but they were too thick and strong. It was only a couple hours after he drank that damn tonic, and he already looked like Bigfoot. Soon he realized that the hairs weren’t the only things growing uncontrollably... Read this story.

Night Encounter

...It was dark out. The autumn chill penetrates, yet the black man was naked to blend in with the night. His wicked plan was perfect, but he didn’t smile, for his shiny white teeth would ruin it all. He smiled inside; he knew his prey was close. The white guy he was stalking stood out like a black man at a KKK meeting. The white guy stopped and the black man crouched low as he prepared himself for the pounce... Read this story.

The Pink Man

...He broke free! With the split second that was available to him, he seized the opportunity and grabbed one of the arms. A brutal beating occurred, and the strange pink man was lying on the ground. He let slip a bloodcurdling scream “No master!”... Read this story.

The Crevice

...The crevice was getting darker and darker, the further Josh went the moister and warmer it got as well. The walls of the crevice were bumpy and red; it was also full of sleeping bats. Slowly and carefully, making his way to the spot where he was supposed to meet the man who kidnapped his cat, he began to pull out the ransom money and sat down at the described area. He was sitting on a long and smooth rock, which rested on two smaller, round rocks. A dark figure came into view... Read this story.

Reunion

...His eyes were bulging. The man’s hand grabbed his face a way in which every pore on his face was exposed. In the other hand was a long rod. H e knew he had felt fear before, but it was nothing like this. He knew he was going to be tortured because he heard the screams coming from the other rooms that surrounded his. The man wore a mask to hide his suck and ugly features... Read this story.

The Beats

The beats were large and purple. If looked at closely it gave the impression of a pulsating heart. He stared at them, wondering if they would feel pain if he stepped on them, but then he though he saw one of them move. Maybe it was a trick of the light... Read this story.

Nipple Gel

With every second passing, Dick noticed his man nipples growing slightly larger! As he panicked he started to grope around in the cabinet for something, anything that would help. As his hands reached past various ointments and lubes he found what he was looking for... Read this story.

Cranberry Sauce

He woke up several hours later, and was surrounded by walls of dirt. It took him several moments to realize that he was lying in a ditch. As he slowly stood up, he noticed a sharp pain in his lower back, and he remembered what happened... Read this story.

More funny short stories are under developement.