Prologue
When he woke hairs were sprouting everywhere uncontrollably, and he knew that if it didn’t do something his body would be lost in the fury jungle. He rushed to the kitchen and started to saw away at the hairs with a knife, but they were too thick and strong. It was only a couple hours after he drank that damn tonic, and he already looked like Bigfoot. Soon he realized that the hairs weren’t the only things growing uncontrollably.
Hair... Everywhere!
Dick, Son of Robbert Dickerson, was in first period geometry class. He was gendering at a long mane of hair in front of him, which, he noticed was well kept and clean. Dick had always been attracted to long, thick hair. He had never had any hair of his own. Dick was born with a rare disease unnamed by modern science.After school, where he noticed many more heads of fine hair, Dick went home and found his phonebook. He scanned the pages, but there were no numbers for any kind of hair re-growth. Dick felt like he was going to cry, but he sucked it up, knowing he had been through rougher, tighter, and harrier situations before. He did not even know why he was looking for hair re-growth services; he knew that his rare disease prevented him from having any hair. Not only was his head hairless, but the rest of his body was just as bald. Many times he could not sleep because his body was so cold.
He returned to his place, excited to use his new found wonder drugs. As soon as he got there he opened all of his goods, and used them all at once, accept for the lubes. They were for later, although the whores always provided their own.
Dick smiled as he thought of all the wonderful things that these new drugs would do to him, then he went toward his bedroom, and took a nap.
