Prologue
With every second passing, Dick noticed his man nipples growing slightly larger! As he panicked he started to grope around in the cabinet for something, anything that would help. As his hands reached past various ointments and lubes he found what he was looking for...
Nipple Gel
Dick, son of Robbert Dickerson, noticed something very strange, something that had not occurred to him before. Over the many years he's lived, not once has he felt the sensation which everyone on this Earth has had the privilege of experiencing.He made up his mind, today he would revisit the infamous shop which he once swore he would never enter again.
Dick stood at the door, rethinking his decision, and then went in. He saw the same shrunken heads that were there last time. The clerk was staring at him, then in a voice which seemed to be intended to frighten and drive away customers she said, "May I assist you sweaty?" The sudden screech which exited the wrinkly lips surprised Dick. He stumbled backwards and fell over an indescribable object. He knocked over a shelf and fell in a pile of junk from the shelf. During the chaotic situation the clerk let out several shrieks of terror and Dick pissed his pants.
"...cat polish ...tongue thickener ...old man cream... Ah! Here it is, nipple hardening gel!" Dick excitedly took the bottle, "Good God! It's cold!" he yelped. The clerk told him how much to use and Dick exited the store.
He returned home and whipped out his nipple gel. Ignoring the woman from the store, Dick put several times the required amount of gel all over his chest. It was freezing cold and his skin started to turn blue, then it disappeared and he inspected the results in his bathroom mirror.
