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Prologue

His eyes were bulging. The man’s hand grabbed his face a way in which every pore on his face was exposed. In the other hand was a long rod. H e knew he had felt fear before, but it was nothing like this. He knew he was going to be tortured because he heard the screams coming from the other rooms that surrounded his. The man wore a mask to hide his suck and ugly features.

Dick's Reunion

Dick, son of Robbert Dickerson, was on his way to the family reunion when he received a call that it was to be put off for a week. Dick and some other of his family members decided to stay at the hotel and visit the theme parks in the area since they were already there.

Back at the hotel after a long day of rollercoaster’s and throwing up, Dick was pondering over the idea of finding a prostitute. Before he was able to pick up his keys his father kicked open the door. “Dick, my boy, you’re missing out on the free steam room they got!” He yelled. “Oh yeah, we got some professional massage people after that as well.”

While Dick was sitting in the steam room, uncomfortably trying to shield himself with a small hand towel, one of the other guys said it was message time. While Dick and the others were walking to the message area they heard screams coming from the other rooms. “Ha! Someone must be receiving some intense pleasure!”

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