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Prologue

The crevice was getting darker and darker, the further Josh went the moister and warmer it got as well. The walls of the crevice were bumpy and red; it was also full of sleeping bats. Slowly and carefully, making his way to the spot where he was supposed to meet the man who kidnapped his cat, he began to pull out the ransom money and sat down at the described area. He was sitting on a long and smooth rock, which rested on two smaller, round rocks. A dark figure came into view…

The Crevice

Dick, son of Robbert Dickerson, had just narrowly escaped the house of Josh McCoy with little more then a cat. He had intended to rob the man of his valuable possessions, but now since he was seen he would have to dispose of the witness. Dick could not afford to be reported to the police, and had to be sure McCoy was quiet. He sat outside under an apple tree, thinking of the best and sickest way to kill him.

Previous events have changed him, from a man who was close enough to normal, to one who stole cats from lonely old men who masturbated in bushes. He fell asleep, dreaming his now usual disturbing thoughts. When he woke up, he had a great plan; he knew that the cat meant everything to McCoy. Dick called him from a payphone and gave McCoy instructions on how to reach the meeting spot and how much to pay. Once McCoy reached the cave, there were two crevices; he was to take the dark pinkish-red one until he came to the rocks Dick had told him about.


Josh McBob was in his special bush, which he had spent all evening. Although he was in his bush he was in no mood to do his usual workout, the man had taken his cat! Everyone knew how rich McCoy was, and he was surprised the catnapper would ask for such little money. After an hour or two of thinking he left his bush to get the money and head to the meeting place.

Little did he know that Dick had arranged for someone else to meet up with McCoy, and it wasn’t trading he had in mind. The person Dick had sent was a Asian version of Michael Jackson who had a slight fetish for feet and old people.

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