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Prologue

He broke free! With the split second that was available to him, he seized the opportunity and grabbed one of the arms. A brutal beating occurred, and the strange pink man was lying on the ground. He let slip a bloodcurdling scream “No master!”

The Pink Man

Dick, son of Robbert Dickerson, was enjoying his 17th birthday, which happened to be on Halloween. His friends have always thought that it was bad luck, but Dick always thought differently about it.

Every Halloween he had experienced something new and interesting; this one would be no different. He remembered his last birthday, the day he was almost raped. He was recovering from the brutal hair growth, when a strange pink man followed him from school. Dick later learned that he was a registered sex offender.

It was time to go trick-or-treating. Dick was all set; his natural Bigfoot costume got him loads of candy last year, but this time he would have to wear a mask. The streets were crowded and several of the costumes impressed him. He started to follow what he thought was a kid in a girly pink costume. He planned of bag snatching the kid, although he had only done it once before.

He followed the kid for a while, then it seem like the kid wasn’t actually trick-or-treating. Dick was about to go back and find a new victim, when the kid went towards a house. “Finally” He thought. He was beginning to lose hope in this kid, but the sudden turn towards the house brought his attention back to the kid.

Dick watched and hid from sight, when the kid got to the door he didn’t knock, but went inside. He went to the door and tried to open it. The door must have been locked; maybe the kid had known that he was being followed, and was protecting the candy! Dick kicked down the door, upset about the unnecessary obstacle preventing him from getting his birthday candy. The scene that met him was horrific; arms hung from the walls, which were dripping blood. Dick noticed a chair in the far corner, which had restraints attached to it, then the door slammed shut.

The pink man was now uglier than before, he had a hunched back and one of his eyes was larger than the other. There was some swift movement, a flash of light, and Dick fell to the ground. He woke up strapped to the nasty chair…

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